I'm ready to bare my soul on an Amazon Review. Just three years ago I was lost. Very lost. I had bone cancer. I had AIDS. I got a terrible case of salmonella after eating 11-day old shrimp scampi out of a garbage can. I was addicted to shopping for VERY expensive purebred dogs - so much so that I spent $86,000 on just 3 Shar-Peis. They were beautiful beasts ... coats so soft your body would convulse if so much as 1 of their hairs grazed you. Unfortunately, one of the Shar-Peis caught a terrible case of Kennel Cough and passed it along to the other two Shar-Peis and next thing you know, I have 3 Shar-Pies coughing all day and all night. It drove me so crazy that eventually I sold the Shar-Peis for pennies on the dollar to a man who only goes by the name "Big Sherm". My life was in a tailspin and I bought a one-way ticket to Yugoslavia -- only to find out that Yugoslavia no longer exists. Instead, I hopped on a train to Dearborn, Michigan and sat in a bus terminal for 3 weeks until I was introduced to "Putting My Foot Down" - Brent Underwood's answer to the Bible as the most important text in the history of man.I do not know Mr. Underwood, and frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if Brent Underwood was not a person, but a God-like figure who wrestles Zeus everyday on top of Mount Olympus. I'm not one to make outlandish claims, but what I will tell you, right here and now, is that "Putting My Foot Down" cured my bone cancer. It was a miracle because I have spent over $739,000 trying to cure my cancer by any and all means possible - traveling all over the world and eating so much seahorse powder that I wouldn't be surprised if I put seahorses on the endangered special list. My doctors at Sloan Kettering have been flat out stumped on how to cure this cancer, then one day I download "Putting my Foot Down" - read it from cover to cover - and the next day ... my cancer is gone. If you don't believe it, well, I will let you perform a full body scan on me to see for yourself (you will have to pay airfare and lodging and costs for testing -- I will not undertake those costs, just FYI).Next, and perhaps most miraculously, was that the next day my AIDS was also gone. Gone. No more AIDS. Of course, by AIDS I mean Aimlessly Indelible Disaster Simulation. AIDS is a workbook of fun facts that I have made up over the years, like "how many teeth does a frog have?" (answer: zero). Yes, the AIDS workbook I'd been working on just disappeared ... and guess what? Was I upset? Of course not, because my bone cancer was gone. That is the miracle of "Putting my Foot Down" -- it works on both a physical and emotional level.If I met Brent Underwood and I could say one thing it would be this: thank you. Thank you for repairing a life that was broken beyond repair. Thank you for generously pouring your heart and soul into this masterpiece that will be studied up until the end of time. I have already lobbied the government to shrink this book down to microfiche and shoot it up into space so whoever takes over earth next can build their society based on this text. I will never be able to show enough gratitude or appreciate for this work, all I can do is be the best man I can be to my family because that is what the Godly Brent Underwood would want.