Ah, holiday tipping. This little post still gets a steady stream of comments, even 6 years later…
Invariably this time of year, all the “tipping experts” of the world unite and tell us ignorant folk what to do. Is it just me, or is it a cushy job to tell other people how they should spend their money? I’ve made a little collection of links for those in the mood for some social pressure. I think they all just secretly copy each other. All of them say that you should tip the trash collector, assuming your municipality allows it:
- CNN Money says $15 to $20 each
- Emily Post says $10 to $30 each
- Kiplinger’s says $10 to $30 each
- Real Simple says $10 to $20 each
I appreciate the idea of tips as an annual “Thank You”, but my question is how do I tip the trash collector? I’m never around during pickup. Tape an envelope to the bucket and hope it doesn’t blow away or get overlooked? Nobody even gets out of the truck these days, it’s just a driver and a robotic arm. Am I supposed to wait around for when they come, which varies from 6 am to 1pm on a weekday and jump out when they finally arrive? Sorry, but I don’t like them that much.
I’ve read conflicting reports about USPS mail carriers. According to USPS.com, they aren’t allowed to receive cash or cash equivalents, although physical gifts worth less than $20 are okay. Technically, gift cards that are not redeemable for cash and only good at a single store are also acceptable. Now I’m thinking lottery tickets (if they win, they’ll have broken the rules, but then they don’t need the job anymore ). I don’t really have anyone else – nannies, gardeners, personal trainers…
Where I used to live, people left out a case of beer or soda for the trash collector. No idea why, but maybe because it’s pretty easy to spot. People have never heard of it here. Does anyone else do that?
By Jonathan Ping | Funny | 12/19/12, 8:05pm